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White Llama Facing NCAA Sanctions

The sports world — nigh, the entire world — stood still today as two llamas went on a rampage through Phoenix streets. Having moved to the valley just weeks ago, I was terrified and questioning why I had ever left the snake, wolf, and peach invested land of northern Georgia. Someone had to stop these llamas, and there was only one governing body that knew full well improper llama benefits was within its jurisdiction: the NCAA. Mandy was the first to break the news in Our Fan Tweet of the Night:

White llama will go before the NCAA compliance committee on Friday after video surveillance surfaced of the collegiate mammal shoulder checking law enforcement officers as it paraded towards center Phoenix. Black llama is blaming a lack of security personnel, which allowed him to leave his designated area easily and gallop his way onto neighborhood courts and cul-de-sacs.

Thank you, Mandy, for your out-front reporting. Follow Mandy @mpfisterks for up-to-the-minute coverage of the llamas’ pending battle with the NCAA.

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