The Arizona Wildcats defeated the Oregon State Beavers 57-34 on Friday night. However, there was a far more important cultural phenomenon in Tucson. Nat was the first to report the mind-blowing news in our Fan Tweet of the Night:
— Nat ⛵️ (@thaCrimsonMamba) January 31, 2015
Yes. It’s true. There’s photo evidence.
Santa Fabio lives.
The only thing I will take away from Nat’s hard-nosed reporting is this clearly isn’t “Santa but Fabio” but rather a real-life Santa AND Fabio. Thank you, Nat, for discovering the Loch Ness model of fans.
Santa Fabio, I would love to meet you and hear about your time as both a model and jolliest man in the world. Please contact me if you are interested, though refrain from including your name so that I can always remember you as the one and only Santa Fabio.