Virginia coasted to a 75-64 win over UNC Monday night behind another suffocating performance by its defense. It was so constricting that Bryan Harvey could only liken it to a slow and painful death in our Fan Tweet of the Night:
Playing UVA is like cuddling with a boa constrictor: #UVAvsUNC.
— Bryan Harvey (@LawnChairBoys) February 3, 2015
Well, I can’t say I’ve ever cuddled up close to a boa constrictor to verify Bryan’s claim, but his ill-fated perspective alone is enough to commend his serpent-infested field reporting.
Thank you, Bryan, for escaping the constraints of common cliches to describe these serpentine Cavaliers. And remember, kids, don’t snuggle with snakes.